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startfreshtoday reblogged this from polaroidmilk and added:
I DIDNT SET HER ON FIRE. She dove into the candle by choice. God that was so funny, I wish
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polaroidmilk reblogged this from startfreshtoday and added:
set my chinchilla...ruin my shirt. We aren’t friends anymore. P.s- It’s
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startfreshtoday posted this
These are my confessionssssssss
dear noah,
So you left your shirt here and well i kinda wanted to be you and plus the shirt smelled good soooo i put it on……and well.. then i got hungry so I ate some chicken forgetting i still had your shirt on and then i got a little ketchup on it because you know i’m a messer eater and stuff so yeah since theres no way i can casually take this off and pretend it never happened i’m telling you. i’ll wash it.
maybe.
okay bye
First you set my chinchilla on fire, then you ruin my shirt. We aren’t friends anymore.
P.s- It’s a good thing you’re very domesticated and laundry is one of your talents.
